"A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut!"

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You know you've reached the upper pinnacles of utter dorkdom when, whilst cleaning up after the happy fun fruit lesson (wherein the students got to sample many and various kinds of fruits, which is always fun), you come across the two leftover pieces of coconut shell from which students were sampling coconut from, and are suddenly overcome with the desire to gallop about the classroom with the coconut halves and pretend you're a knight of the round table.

And you actually do it.