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Dear Free-Floating Electrons,

Stop it. I am sick and tired of being your own personal conduit. My mother didn't raise me to be a circuit, so stop thinking you can all gather up on my person and then shortcut your way onto something new the moment I touch anything metal. I mean it. I am not your personal chauffeur. I'm starting to develop a fear of faucets and car doors because of you, and when I touched a coat hook today the surge you guys made when you all screamed "METAL COAT HOOK!" and ran nearly brought tears to my eyes, because that HURT. I'm getting shocked by drinking fountain water of all things, and as far as I'm concerned, enough is enough.

Find some other way to get around other than my body. Damn freeloaders.

No love,
Ru
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