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Vocal Detatchment
A condition wherein the patient is so strained to find new ways of writing things and explaining concepts that the speech center of the patient's brain, in an attempt to protect itself, creates redundant neural pathways, resulting in a speech pattern that largely consists of repeated phrases and patterns, causing the patient to sound like a broken record. An example:

"So there was this nursery that my family I used to go to when I was little, and it was a nice nursery, with nursery-like plants and we would go there for nursery things when I was little, because it was a nearby nursery and it was a good nursery too, and so this nursery..."

Suggested treatment: Embarassment, compounded with a swift kick to the head could rattle the speech center, destroy the redundant pathways, and return the patient's speech pattern to normal.
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