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*weeps*

I so desperately wish that this drought would break. There are, of course, the practical reasons, like the fact that the lakes are disappearing and my plants are suffering due to the fact that they're not getting watered regularly.

Then there are the more selfish reasons, like the fact that I have a stash of Lushy items, and can't use any of them, as they're all bath things, and I can't take a bath without feeling horribly guilty about it. Instead, they are getting old. At least they continue to smell lovely.

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[grant-p.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't worry. If there was one lesson I took from the Paris salons of the 17th century, it was that bathing is very bad for you anyway as it depletes the natural oils of the skin. So, it's perfectly find to smell like a pig farm. Also, if you're REALLY worried about your health, try to find a few leeches, because nothings healthier then having all your blood sucked out.

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