This is so unfair

I've managed to hurt my lower back. I think it's muscular and will probably go away in a few days but in the meantime it's pain reliever and rice heat packs and hobbling about for me. And how did I manage to do this, you ask? Not by epic gardening or doing something awesome and cool or even trying to pick up an overloaded bag of groceries (did that about a month ago).

No, I did it by bending over to pick up a single. Solitary. Lima bean.

I mean, I DUNNO, I didn't get a copy of the "How to Human" handbook, but I'm pretty sure picking up a lima bean shouldn't cause your back to go SPANG. Not cool, body. Not cool.