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Baaaaaa. Also, it's a quick meme, which is good. <3

Hay Z, have you noticed how many A-characters we both have? XD

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Alice!

1. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Alice!
2. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Alice at least three times a week! Do you know what you're SAYING, National Heart Foundation?
3. Alice was named after Alice the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
4. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Alice can not.
5. Alice can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee. Because she runs on sugar and SUNSHINE. And delicious oranges.
6. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Alice with his left foot!
7. Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Alice!
8. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Alice.
9. Alice has 118 ridges around the edge!
10. Alice can turn her stomach inside out. This? Does not surprise me.

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Does anyone else notice the sheer number of ways that Alice is eaten? The thought that comes to mind is...don't. Really, just don't. Do you really want to die from mercury poisoning? Or from eating whatever it is she ate last? IT IS NOT A HEALTHY PRACTICE.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Anika!

1. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Anika!
2. You should always open Anika at least an hour before drinking her! Anika: Crass, emotional, and also a delicious beverage!
3. More people are killed by Anika each year than die in aeroplane accidents. Only because she gets exceptionally cranky.
4. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of Anika!
5. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Anika on New Year's Day!
6. India tested its first nuclear Anika in 1974. (She was kept in a tiny room with Warren for a week.)
7. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Anika would be as small as a pea.
8. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Anika every year!
9. Anika has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean! The Karin search is getting DESPERATE.
10. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Anika. Quite obviously, Anika is a BADASS.

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