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Sep. 1st, 2005 02:27 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ruDear Immune System,
WTF? We have no time for getting sick. This is not the TIME nor the PLACE for getting sick. Among other things, we've got two exams and several projects to work on that need to be worked on NOW. We need to get the press's newspaper changed and into the dryer before the plants mold. We need to study for genetics and systematics. We need to work on screenwriting and genetics homework. We do not have time to have a fever, sore throat, and sinuses that have blown up to the size of baseballs. We do not have time to spend the entire night sneezing, sniffling, coughing, and feeling like we're about to suffocated because of said sinuses. And because of your slackoffedness, I'm having to take fever reducer so I can hopefully function well enough to get that press into the dryer, which means it'll take me longer to feel better. I'm blaming this entirely on your slackerness. If you do not hop to it I'll go and contract measles or TB or something just to spite you. Hop to it! Go! Go go go little lymphocytes!
No love,
Ru
WTF? We have no time for getting sick. This is not the TIME nor the PLACE for getting sick. Among other things, we've got two exams and several projects to work on that need to be worked on NOW. We need to get the press's newspaper changed and into the dryer before the plants mold. We need to study for genetics and systematics. We need to work on screenwriting and genetics homework. We do not have time to have a fever, sore throat, and sinuses that have blown up to the size of baseballs. We do not have time to spend the entire night sneezing, sniffling, coughing, and feeling like we're about to suffocated because of said sinuses. And because of your slackoffedness, I'm having to take fever reducer so I can hopefully function well enough to get that press into the dryer, which means it'll take me longer to feel better. I'm blaming this entirely on your slackerness. If you do not hop to it I'll go and contract measles or TB or something just to spite you. Hop to it! Go! Go go go little lymphocytes!
No love,
Ru