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I think some drunken faeries have taken up residence in my front yard. We had a rainstorm a couple days ago, which prompted some mushrooms to start popping up. They bore *some* resemblance to a circle, only part of it was cut off by the road, and the lines were really shaky and off kilter. Today, however, they formed a more solid semicircle. Maybe the faeries had sobered up, although that's what you get when a bunch of drunk-ass faeries decide to try and build a faery ring with hugemongous mushrooms--you get a wobbly faery semicircle that all the other faeries are gonna laugh at because, you know, INEPTITUDE and all. And I bet the older faeries are all annoyed because of all the noise from the parties. And that one that ran across the yard with a pillow stuffed up his shirt and a ball cap on his head yelling "LOOKIT ME! I'M A HUMAN!"

Or something.

Though that does beg the question, what would faeries get drunk on? And would they have keggers?