ru: (angry)
[personal profile] ru
I've managed to hurt my lower back. I think it's muscular and will probably go away in a few days but in the meantime it's pain reliever and rice heat packs and hobbling about for me. And how did I manage to do this, you ask? Not by epic gardening or doing something awesome and cool or even trying to pick up an overloaded bag of groceries (did that about a month ago).

No, I did it by bending over to pick up a single. Solitary. Lima bean.

I mean, I DUNNO, I didn't get a copy of the "How to Human" handbook, but I'm pretty sure picking up a lima bean shouldn't cause your back to go SPANG. Not cool, body. Not cool.

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Date: 2019-02-16 03:16 pm (UTC)
tsaiko: Gif of a lemming falling off an edge (Default)
From: [personal profile] tsaiko
Oh man, I am so sorry. I am notorious for injuring myself in strange and unusual ways. Trip on the sidewalk? Get up, with no injury. Take my sock off? Somehow manager to gouge a four inch long wound in my leg with my toenail.

I'm pretty sure I didn't get the "How to Human" handbook either.

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