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ruSpontaneous Ditzatoma:
A disease that appears to be most prevalent in the later months of summer, and is most pronounced in seniors that normally are much more together. There is the theory that excessive heat and impending school are the culprits for this enigmatic disease. Symptoms include:
--Glazed look
--Increased gravity in the vicinity of the patient, resulting in an increase in dropped objects
--Listlessness
--Englargement of the memory gland, resulting in severe cases of absent-mindedness.
--Increased cases of irritation, especially if the patient's source of the disease is the bacteria Angriococcus
Suggested treatment: No known cure for spontaneous ditzatoma, although liberal application of chocolate has caused improvement in Angriococcus infections. The disease usually runs its course and recedes by the end of the first week of school.
I think I have this. Over the past few days, particularly during move-in back to the dorms, I've forgotten a whole box of stuff and my bedsheets, which was severely annoying. You'd think I wouldn't forget a big fat huge box of stuff, let alone my bedsheets. Furthermore, I've been dropping things left and right and I've been having bouts of snappishness and irritation. I hope the disease will run its course soon, 'cause I don't know how much more I can take of myself.
A disease that appears to be most prevalent in the later months of summer, and is most pronounced in seniors that normally are much more together. There is the theory that excessive heat and impending school are the culprits for this enigmatic disease. Symptoms include:
--Glazed look
--Increased gravity in the vicinity of the patient, resulting in an increase in dropped objects
--Listlessness
--Englargement of the memory gland, resulting in severe cases of absent-mindedness.
--Increased cases of irritation, especially if the patient's source of the disease is the bacteria Angriococcus
Suggested treatment: No known cure for spontaneous ditzatoma, although liberal application of chocolate has caused improvement in Angriococcus infections. The disease usually runs its course and recedes by the end of the first week of school.
I think I have this. Over the past few days, particularly during move-in back to the dorms, I've forgotten a whole box of stuff and my bedsheets, which was severely annoying. You'd think I wouldn't forget a big fat huge box of stuff, let alone my bedsheets. Furthermore, I've been dropping things left and right and I've been having bouts of snappishness and irritation. I hope the disease will run its course soon, 'cause I don't know how much more I can take of myself.
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Date: 2005-08-15 06:54 pm (UTC)