I'm bad, I'm bad o/~

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Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In February I bought porn for thez (10 points). In January I committed genocide... Sorry about that, aneles (-5000 points). Last Monday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In September I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Sunday I gave sinnocenti a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5716 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, peppermintberry

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[peppermintberry.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's because Santa is in reality a dirty old man, and there's only certain types of porn he likes. XD

Oh man, I am *so* getting coal in my socking for that one. XDD

And any time you need it, my veins are here for you! <3 <3 <3 <3