I'm bad, I'm bad o/~

[ru]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In February I bought porn for thez (10 points). In January I committed genocide... Sorry about that, aneles (-5000 points). Last Monday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In September I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Sunday I gave sinnocenti a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5716 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, peppermintberry

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Comments

[liich.livejournal.com]

wow, you are SO bad!!!

[gekizetsu.livejournal.com]

But Duluth was SO ASKING FOR IT!

[peppermintberry.livejournal.com]

They WERE. XD

[neherenia.livejournal.com]

See, I contend that I win because I did ONLY evil deeds.

[foofasaurus.livejournal.com]

I think I've got to say that Ru's evil deeds really rather trump yours. XD

Kind of Hitler vs. Nelly Olsen.

... though that sounds like an AWESOME cage match.

[peppermintberry.livejournal.com]

Hm, well, you do get points for being consistently evil. ...I know! The prize could be divided up into quality vs. quantity--you've done lots of evil things while I've done fewer, but I've made up for it by doing BIG evil things. Or something. XD

[erstwhiletexan.livejournal.com]

Why is it that when YOU buy porn for people, you EARN points, yet when I buy porn for people, I LOSE points?

I do appreciate the blood-transfusion, though. <3 <3

[foofasaurus.livejournal.com]

Hmm. I'm actually wondering what it says about Z, that it gets Ru points. XD

[thez.livejournal.com]

That's between me and Ru. "Points" is certainly not innuendo for hot hot sex.

[peppermintberry.livejournal.com]

Unf, Z. Total unf.

[liich.livejournal.com]

the combination of your icon and the blood-transfusion AND the porn buying strikes me as hilarious!! :D :D :D

[peppermintberry.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's because Santa is in reality a dirty old man, and there's only certain types of porn he likes. XD

Oh man, I am *so* getting coal in my socking for that one. XDD

And any time you need it, my veins are here for you! <3 <3 <3 <3

[dragon-god-jc.livejournal.com]

OMG!! *runs away from Amanda*