I'm bad, I'm bad o/~

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Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In February I bought porn for thez (10 points). In January I committed genocide... Sorry about that, aneles (-5000 points). Last Monday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In September I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Sunday I gave sinnocenti a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5716 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, peppermintberry

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[peppermintberry.livejournal.com]

Hm, well, you do get points for being consistently evil. ...I know! The prize could be divided up into quality vs. quantity--you've done lots of evil things while I've done fewer, but I've made up for it by doing BIG evil things. Or something. XD