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ruCerebral Grouchopathy
A condition wherein the patient experiences severe stress on the intelligence portions of the brain, resulting in pressure being placed on the grouch gland. This disease is most severe during the final weeks of the last semester before graduation, due to elevated anxiety levels and increased levels of cynicism, compounded with a very low WRE (well-rested enzyme) count. Symptoms include:
--Sullenness
--A plodding carriage
--Increased tendency to bite the heads off of irritants
--High sensitivity to even the most stupid irritations and inconveniences, such as not finding the right kind of rice at the grocery store, dealing with tempremental copiers, and taking tons of detours to get around school construction.
Suggested treatment: A hot shower, a decent meal, and copious amounts of chocolate can relieve the symptoms of cerebral grouchopathy. The most effective cure, however, is removing the patient from the collegiate environment as quickly as possible, as cerebral grouchopathy can lead to serious complications such as "Snapping".
A condition wherein the patient experiences severe stress on the intelligence portions of the brain, resulting in pressure being placed on the grouch gland. This disease is most severe during the final weeks of the last semester before graduation, due to elevated anxiety levels and increased levels of cynicism, compounded with a very low WRE (well-rested enzyme) count. Symptoms include:
--Sullenness
--A plodding carriage
--Increased tendency to bite the heads off of irritants
--High sensitivity to even the most stupid irritations and inconveniences, such as not finding the right kind of rice at the grocery store, dealing with tempremental copiers, and taking tons of detours to get around school construction.
Suggested treatment: A hot shower, a decent meal, and copious amounts of chocolate can relieve the symptoms of cerebral grouchopathy. The most effective cure, however, is removing the patient from the collegiate environment as quickly as possible, as cerebral grouchopathy can lead to serious complications such as "Snapping".